January 2012
Dear Future Girlfriend,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend:
I wanna call you every nickname that comes to mind. And I know you’ll smile that smile I love so much, even if i call you something corny. I want to wake up to see you deep in sleep, slobbering all over my chest and mumbling nonsense. I want to leave you cute notes in places you don’t expect just so you can smile and think of me when you’re putting on your shoes. I...
The difference between straight girls and lesbians...
Straight girl: Baby, I got my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesbian: Baby......I got my period....................
I just want you to be here with me tonight.
December 2011
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...”
– John Keating, Dead Poet’s Society (via blooomingflower)
underaged:
May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
I wonder if anyone stalks my Tumblr...
if so…
hello there .
“I don’t want to be alone. I have never wanted to be alone. I fucking hate it. I...”
– James Frey (via aigla)
