February 2012
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
me: .........I'm gay.
mom:
Dear Future Girlfriend
notestomyfuturegirlfriend:
Since the day I met you, my life has been completely different. You’re all I ever think about, and you’re all that I want. When I don’t get to see you, I miss you like crazy. My days just suck without you. Please just give me a chance.
Love,
Me
To My Future Husband:
tomyfuturespouse:
I think pants are overrated and often go about the house without them.
I hope you’re okay with this.
